dear you..douchebag!

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh+!.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?

Do I look like a people person to you?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........

An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.

Can I swap this job for what's behind door..........1?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.

Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Aren't you a black hole of need.

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

If you have something to say raise your hand... then place it over your mouth.

I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.

Have a nice day, somewhere else.

You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.

Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.

Is that your head or did your neck vomit?

You're so nasty, I called you on the phone and got an ear infection.

rihanna hairstyle

inspired by

NEW

LOUD

EXPRESSIVE

FUN

and i'm ready with something edgier.

Thanx to ERIKO RAMIRO..my hairstylist from L'oreal.

Thanx to Kak Yan..for this brilliant idea

Thanx to Kak Shima..for the hair coloring

I met this invention with a series of questions.

Why am I not even bother to change my hair style?

Did I not care about how my hair looks?

Am I afraid to look weird?

I decided that most of my mistake not to try something new, I am hesitant to change the cut that I have for something that might not look good. Indeed, it seemed too stupid to be taken seriously because I am above the floppy hair is still there, but glad to try a new haircut for once.

Now I think about it, cool haircut makes starting a conversation becomes easy. Oh, and whatever you do, please do not assume that you can cut your own hair.


Otherwise..it will be like this!

*yakin bergambar itu penting...walaupon rambut senget2*

love-hate moment

*GAMBAR APEK @ KHAIRUL FAHMI CHEMAT PUTUS TUNANG XDE KAITAN DENGAN SCRIPT KAT BAWAH NI..penulis ni memang suka kaitkan benda2 yang x berkaitan..mungkin penulis boleh g register kelas mengait..nak sangat mengaitkan benda yang x berkait kan?hamik!!*




This girl is fed up. Love is blind and her eyes are finally open. She sees the man she loves finally for who he really is. She gave him everything. She believed in him. She risked it all for him. She gave him her heart and soul. She believed he was the one for her, her other half. But, he hurt her. Rejected her love. He didn't appreciate her, walked all over her, and probably thought he could do better. I don't see it as they were in a relationship. I think he strung her along and played with her like a toy. He enjoyed the game. He enjoyed the control he had over her. He finally went to far and she is done. But, he left her with scars. Reminders of him. She was very much in love with him. She knows they could have had it all. It causes her pain to the point of not being able to breathe. But the tide is turning, she's not sad anymore, she's becoming angry. "There is a fire starting in my heart, reaching a fever pitch, bringing me out of the dark." Her anger is allowing her to open up her eyes and see the reality of the relationship. Now, she wants revenge. She wants him to suffer like he made her suffer. He broke her heart. But she knows that in the end he didn't just break her heart, he broke his heart too. She knows that he will see her and see that they could have had it all after she leaves. And, she won't take him back this time even though she can't help feeling like they could of had it all. It doesn't matter now. This girl is going to make this guy miserable. He underestimated her worth and what he had in her. He underestimated how much she loved him and how happy they could have been. She is going to show him what he missed out on one way or another. She isn't going to disappear and be sad. She's going out. She's going to see other people. She's going to fall in love. And, she's going to makes sure he sees it all. He is going to miss her so much that he will wish he never met her and this will make her happy because of all the pain he has caused her. It's his turn to hurt. He's going to cry over her. Tears are going to fall. She's going to miss him. But she is hardening her heart to him. She won't let him back in again even though she will want to. They were meant to be together. And now they never will be. It's kind of vindictive. He must of really hurt her.